FLOCK University — University of Avian Intelligence
Final IQ Rankings
Comparative Avian Intelligence — The Great Terrace Escape Examination
EXAMINATION RESULTS
Candidate | Degree Attained | Evaluation | Test Analysis |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ovenbird | IQ 150 | Summa cum laude |
Distinction Entered through the hole, explored the premises, remembered the entrance, retraced its route, and departed independently. Time: under 15 minutes. |
| Sparrow | IQ 75 |
Remedial navigation required |
Entered successfully. Failed to locate the exit. Fluttered around for approximately an hour. Required human intervention. |
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The FLOCK Examination Board has received an additional candidate's results. Unfortunately, the findings are disastrous. | |||
| Mourning Dove | IQ 50 | Academic probation | The mourning dove's examination was particularly humiliating. Not only did it fail to identify the exit, but it required the university's president to intervene personally, capture it under a blanket, carry it to the door, and physically expel it from the examination premises. |
Final verdict: The ovenbird graduates summa cum laude. The sparrow must repeat the course in elementary navigation. Mourning dove Academic probation. Official assessment: Complete failure of independent navigation. Rescue required.
The ovenbird remains our undisputed valedictorian.